Welcome to mrshag.co.uk - Ewen MacKenzie's website

Welcome to my website, my name is Ewen. I am not going to tell you my second name is Mackenzie because then you would be able to track me down and kill me. Safety first on the Internet. I have never been a fan of personal websites on the Internet, always thought they were a bit sad. But this one is different because it's about me. I will compile photo albums of real world antics to shock you the morning after. And don't forget to join in making the never ending story were you can write the next chapter. I also have lots of junk for you to download, like wallpaper, MP3s, films, jokes and rivetting programs to make your life easier.

Profile: This where I give a brief profile, finally enough about myself, nothing too deep or revealing just the basics. Stuff like what traumatised me as a child, what kind of breakfast cereal i etc.

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